I love bumper stickers! Other than the car itself, there is probably no better way for a driver to express him/her-self than by putting a sticker with a message on his/her car’s hindside.
I especially like political ones. I abhor derogatory ones. General feel good bumper stickers are always appreciated. Vehicles plastered in stickers are both exhilarating and frustrating; I never get to read them all.
If you encounter anyone speeding up and getting dangerously close to your car, it is probably me trying to read your bumper sticker.
All this being said, I have taken it upon myself to contribute to the world of bumper stickers.
Do Your Kids A Favor, Discipline Them
Support Local Economies, Drink Local Beers
Hug Your Wife
Be Intellectual, Vote Nader
Be Smart, Vote Kerry
Be Dumb, Vote Bush
Help The Family Farmer, Buy From Roadside Stands
Remember. Jesus Turned Water Into Wine
My Kid Is An Honor Student At…Big Deal
Green Is Good
Support Your Local Library
History (His-story), What About Her-Story?
Grass-stained Knees Are Great
Hemp = Paper, Trees = Breeze
For Tomorrow, Vote Nader
For Now, Vote Kerry
For Yesterday, Vote Bush
Read A Book
If This City Had Biking Lanes…
Turn Off The T.V., Turn On Your Kids
School Budgets That Cannot Afford Textbooks, Military Budgets Thicker Than Stacks Of Textbooks
If anyone decides to take the next step with any of these potential bumper sticker sayings, you have my ok. The only thing I ask in compensation is that you provide me with as many stickers as I may need to get any of these messages out there on the cars of the good ol’ U.S.A.
(written 14 March 2004)
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