White People Need Worry (Really?)

Filed at 9:23 p.m. ET

WASHINGTON (AP) — White people will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042, according to new government projections. That’s eight years sooner than previous estimates, made in 2004.

FOUR YEARS LATER, AND NOW THE NEWS IS WORSE.  2050 WAS TO BE THE YEAR THAT NON-WHITE PEOPLE WOULD BECOME THE MAJORITY. 

I HOPE 4 YEARS FROM NOW WE’LL BE TOLD IT’S GONNA BE 2034 WHEN THOSE WITH DARKER SKIN BECOME THE MAJORITY. 

BUT, HMMM?  WHO WILL HOLD POWER, THOUGH?

DEMOCRACY = STRENGTH IN NUMBERS